An update on a traditional holiday poem

I received this from my friend Dionne Myers Taplin:

“‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the land.
Not a toxin was present; all chemicals banned.
For Santa had asked when he flew through last year
Could you please get rid of your Tide and your Cheer?
My eyes are running and my belly is itching.
I think it’s your products – would you consider switching
To a line that is greener and safer to use?
It’s all guaranteed so there’s nothing to lose.
Online shopping is simple; toll-free calling, a breeze
And it’s not just at Christmas that you get products for free.
Mrs. Claus has more energy and, ho-ho-ho, I do too.
Oligo makes sure that the nutrients get through.
Rudolph’s joints are better and his fur’s silky smooth.
He’s like family to me so what else would I use?
I’ve lost a few pounds and some of the elves did so too,
It’s not really that hard when you have the right tools.
Others may question what it is that you do.
But don’t you forget what’s important to you.
So don’t let them deter you, and please do not stop
Telling your family and friends about a great place to shop.
Helping others has value, our mission is clear.
You’ll have a Christmas of Wellness and a Healthier New Year!”

Ann Lennox Crosby, every year, I love this poem more and more.

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